Quantcast
Channel: Kid Quotes | Mean Rooster Soup
Browsing all 14 articles
Browse latest View live

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

A Great Exercise for Writing Dialogue

Writing down funny things that people say and writing them just how they were said is a good writing exercise. When I taught school, I would have the kids eavesdrop and write down conversations in a...

View Article



More Funny Kid Quotes

Mom to Jake, who has been babbling into a handheld mirror: Jake, who are you talking to? Are you talking to yourself? Jake (2 years old): No! I’m talking to him! (holds the mirror up so I can see) Jake...

View Article

Kid Quotes

Zee (age 5):I’m allergic to pink. Zee (age 6): All right, I’ll use the pink cup . . . (sighing heavily) I’ll just have to itch a little bit. Zee (age 6) to his sister who was singing loudly: Stop it!...

View Article

Another Funny Quote

Zee helping Bee with the prayer at dinner time Zee (age 6): Say “dear Heavenly Father . . .” Bee (Age 3) “Dear Harry Potter . . .” Share/Save

View Article

Childhood Ambitions

Alex came to me today and said “Z said he wants to be an author when he grows up.” This was news to me, because last time he told me about his life’s ambitions, he said he wanted to be a fireman. He...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I think every mother has a nightmare of having her child get a tooth knocked out. I had this lovely opportunity today – Bee was running down the cement steps to our back yard, tripped and fell and came...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Bee’s Door Knobs

Bee had her hair done up this morning in what she is calling “door knobs.” Share/Save

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

A Great Exercise for Writing Dialogue

Writing down funny things that people say and writing them just how they were said is a good writing exercise. When I taught school, I would have the kids eavesdrop and write down conversations in a...

View Article


More Funny Kid Quotes

Mom to Jake, who has been babbling into a handheld mirror: Jake, who are you talking to? Are you talking to yourself? Jake (2 years old): No! I’m talking to him! (holds the mirror up so I can see) Jake...

View Article


Kid Quotes

Zee (age 5):I’m allergic to pink. Zee (age 6): All right, I’ll use the pink cup . . . (sighing heavily) I’ll just have to itch a little bit. Zee (age 6) to his sister who was singing loudly: Stop it!...

View Article

Another Funny Quote

Zee helping Bee with the prayer at dinner time Zee (age 6): Say “dear Heavenly Father . . .” Bee (Age 3) “Dear Harry Potter . . .”The post Another Funny Quote first appeared on Mean Rooster Soup.

View Article

Childhood Ambitions

Alex came to me today and said “Z said he wants to be an author when he grows up.” This was news to me, because last time he told me about his life’s ambitions, he said he wanted to be a fireman. He...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

I think every mother has a nightmare of having her child get a tooth knocked out. I had this lovely opportunity today – Bee was running down the cement steps to our back yard, tripped and fell and came...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Bee’s Door Knobs

Bee had her hair done up this morning in what she is calling “door knobs.” The post Bee’s Door Knobs first appeared on Mean Rooster Soup.

View Article
Browsing all 14 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images